I really have no business writing a blog because I am not
good at much of anything (hence the title “I Suck At This”). Let me tell you a little about this blog.
This is not a Model Wife and Mom Blog
I am married, but it’s my second try.
I have a kid, and he’s my first try.
Stoked to have microwave pancakes for breakfast again. |
I'm sure those nuggets are organic. |
Wife and mom are the two most important roles in my life but
I’m not especially good at either of them.
I love my husband, but am not exactly so proficient at wifely-ness that all
his friends are envious. As for Henry,
his face is always dirty and I have no shame in feeding him drive-through
chicken nuggets.
This is not a Vintage Fashion or Lifestyle Blog
I love clothes and shoes, mostly vintage and repro/retro
with an emphasis on the early-to mid-60’s, but there are plenty of girls much
more stylish than I am who have that covered.
I’m pretty proud of my style, but I’m not daily en pointe—I get lazy on
the weekends and I can’t accessorize worth a damn.
I'm like the Imelda Marcos of cheap shoes. |
This is not a Beauty Blog
I have one make-up look and three or four hairstyles. It is very rare that both my eyes have the
same eyeliner shape. I need a bump-it to
make my daily beehive. I get up at 5:00
to use my In-styler and make my hair look exactly the same as every other
day. I have never successfully applied
false eyelashes.
Why I Instyle this mess daily. |
This is not a Craft Blog
I am mildly proficient at any number of crafty pursuits, but
only mildly. Any garment I make is lucky
to survive a first washing. I frequently
start new knitting projects and abandon them around one-third complete. I refuse to throw away a half-finished cross stitch I started in 2002, which has now moved to four different houses with me, untouched.
Unfinished knitting projects from my living room bin alone. L to R: baby socks for coworker, sweater for me, tennis vest for Henry from last Easter, I have no idea. |
This is not a Cooking/Baking Blog
I’d say I have about a 70% success rate for cooking
dinner. I frequently decide to modify
recipes with disastrous results. I love
to bake anything that is a fusion of multiple desserts (the cake-batter
flavored cookie dough truffle being my favorite) but am on a half-hearted diet
hiatus. Nothing I make is pretty enough
to take photos of. Notable highlights
from my kitchen include Chicken and Salt Potatoes and Birthday Cupcake Soup.
This is not an Education Blog
I am a middle-school English Teacher, and actually like
it. However, I don’t refer to myself as “an
educator” or have any bumper stickers/coffee mugs touting the fact. I, like many teachers in my area, am
experiencing Serious Burn-out affecting my motivation.
This used to have a frame, but I broke it. |
This is not a Geek Blog
Half-hearted titular Star Wars reference notwithstanding, I
am not really a card-carrying geek. I
used to think of myself as such sinceI enjoy videogames, appreciate some amount of sci-fi
and fantasy literature, and made good grades in school. But in my fairly recent incarnation as a
grown-up, I find I am not the committed, trivia-spouting, capital G Geek I once
imagined. I found it pretty easy to stop
playing WOW when I married outside the tribe and had bigger problems than
collecting Harpy Feathers.
This is also not a Book Review/Product Review/DIY
Tutorial/Personal Opinion Rant/Fiction Writing/or Anything Else Blog. I don’t think I’m qualified as someone who
Knows What She’s Talking About. So what
the hell kind of blog is it? A little
bit of all of the above, and a bunch of I’m Not Sure Yet. Like many people, I’m only a little good at a
lot of things, and amusingly bad at everything else. I just wanted a blog to represent the Non
Pinterestworthy Masses.
In case you’re still with me, here are a few things I AM really
good at:
- procrastination
- sarcasm and self-effacement
- overanalyzing stuff
- having feelings and opinons
- sentence diagramming
- ambitious craft project concepts
- being kinda funny
If any of that appeals to anyone with too much time on the
internet, I hope to see you again, presuming I make it as far as a second post.
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